Monday, April 15, 2013

M is for Muscles

Muscles are so NOT the "M" word I could have written about today. One of you idiots had the gall to ask for the definition of MILF. If you don't know, you're too young to be reading this blog.

My assistant vetoed my snarky response to the MILF question, so here's the G-rated version of my "M" post. Boring. <yawn>
"I prefer a guy with big muscles. Is that shallow?"
Yes. But so what? If that's what turns your crank. Just remember, the bigger the muscles sometimes means the bigger the douchebag. And really, there's only one muscle that matters.

Yeah, I know, love bites. 

- Jagger

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