Monday, April 8, 2013

G is for Glove


Like: No glove, no love.

I thought this would be self explanatory, but I have a few questions that go like this:
"I don't want to get pregnant. What can I do to prevent this?"
You mean aside from abstinence, right? Because that's pretty much the only FOOL PROOF method of not getting knocked up, unless of course, you want to go down the "immaculate conception" route with me - which I can almost guarantee you would not like to do.

So let's pretend a vow of celibacy isn't what you're looking for. Girls, get on the pill. Boys, cover that thing. Not only will you be reducing your chances of being parents, you limit the risk of those nasty STDs.

Yeah, I know, love bites - but it will bite harder if you're not careful.


- Jagger

2 comments:

  1. Nice post, Jagger! Great advice!

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  2. 200% on the mark. BC is not a bad thing, having a child you can't or don't want to take care of is a very bad thing!

    a-z

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