Thursday, April 4, 2013

D is for Douchebag


Because there are a shit load of douchebags out there.

Wow. I don't even know what to do with this question from "Martha"
"How can I tell if my husband is a jerk?"
Um.

Really?

Does he do douchebag things? Do you often find yourself muttering about him under your breath? Have you ever shouted the words, "You're an asshole!"? If you answered yes to any of these questions, chances are fairly high you could be married to a jerk.

But hey, look on the bright side. We all have jerk tendencies. If his is too high, maybe find yourself a dude with a lower douchebag ratio? Bloody hell - I don't know.

Yeah, I know, love bites.


- Jagger

5 comments:

  1. Spot on as always, Jagger! Keep'em comin'!!!

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  2. True dat!
    At least there is always room for improvement and not all guys can admit it... but lets not blame it all on the douchbag... girls can be straight up b!tches.
    Dani @ Entertaining Interests
    #warriorminion

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  3. I'm more worried about Martha's level of intelligence than her husband's possible propensity for being a jerk. She sounds like a ditz.

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