Tuesday, April 2, 2013

B is for Bondage

Ever since that ridiculous "50 Shades of Whatever" book, my email has been flooded with all kind of questions about bondage. You all never heard of S&M before that book or something? Come on.

It's none of my business but since some of you want to make it my business, here's my advice to "Sammy" whose question mirrors about 100 of yours:
"My boyfriend likes when we use bondage in the bedroom. What do you think?"
What do I think? Kinky.

Look, if bondage is what floats your boat, go for it. Does it feel good? Do you like it? If yes, go hard. It's a free world. Just keep it in your own bedroom, because no one else needs to see that shit.

But if the idea of bondage doesn't excite you, well, then don't do it. Simple as that. And, if your significant other insists, dump the loser. Anything you do in life should be based on your personal comfort zone - sex, especially. If handcuffs and neckties around your wrists don't turn your crank, doesn't sound like a relationship you should be tied to. Ha.

Yeah, I know, love bites.


- Jagger

8 comments:

  1. Perfect advice as always! Way to go, Jagger!

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  2. Shit...if you need to write to someone asking for their opinion on your sex life, maybe you shouldn't be having sex, period, m'kay? Bondage was neat way before 50 Shades of Shitty Grammar, too...it bugs me that so few people realize that.

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  3. I can't opening up an email and seeing that question. And to have it happen over and over? I'm amazed.

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  4. Makes perfect sense to me. I've never understood what confuses people about "if it works for both of you, go for it."
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    1. You'd be surprised how many people are confused about the topic.

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