Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Scary good advice


I actually like Halloween. It's the holiday least like Valentine's Day, dropping the chances of a pink hearts infestation to almost zero. Well, except the idiots dressing up as Cupid. Pink short skirts, high heels and long curly hair -- is this how you love fools envision Cupid? Really?

Well, I guess it's a far cry from the chubby cherub of Greek mythology.

Yeah, I know, there's still two weeks until the big day, but I thought this question appropriate for the month.

"Drake" writes:
"My girlfriend always acts like she wants me to be someone else. What should I do?"
Get thee to a Halloween store!

No really, never has there been a better time to experiment. Claw your way into a wolf costume (you bad!), or flash those new vampire fangs. Increase your strength by turning into The Hulk. Save the world as Captain America. Hell, don a pair of pink heels and pretend to be Cupid (or a drag Queen) for all I care. This month, you can be anyone you want to be.

Personally, I'd be single.

A leopard only changes his spots at Halloween - and even that's only on the surface. If she doesn't like you for who you are - this month or any month - kick her to the curb and find someone who does. Like, maybe Nurse Betty over there.

Yeah, I know, love bites.


- Jagger

1 comment:

  1. Whoa! Get thee to a Halloween store! I'm headed there right now!

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