Tuesday, October 2, 2012

My father, Caine Valentine, was responsible for the everlasting hook-up of two soap stars back in the 80s. He then watched the show every weekday until he died. I never understood it. Bloody hell, there's enough drama in real life.

And this week's question proves it.

"Bo" writes:
"My girlfriend is over protective of her phone. I think she's having an affair. What should I do?" 
Hire a private investigator! Spare no expense!

No really. Have him follow your girlfriend everywhere, watch her every step, every move she makes. And make sure he's listening to The Police's Every Breath You Take while he's at it.

Because that's going to be on the soundtrack of your sorry life story when she dumps your ass for being insecure and paranoid.

What the hell do you need to look on her cell phone for?

There are many, MANY, signs of infidelity - but coveting thy iPhone isn't even at the top of the list. Trust me. Unless you've got proof - and I'm talking more than a new shade of lipstick - then you need to back up the paranoia truck.

Insecurity is a serious turn off. 

I know, love bites.

- Jagger

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