Tuesday, August 28, 2012

In love with a loser

Before you start bitching about the lack of blog posts over the past few months, let me remind you, there's only one of me, and even Cupid deserves a break. Yes, I'm aware the emails have piled up, that you're desperate for answers, that you "don't know what to do." Boo hoo. Get over it.

My assistant threw all million of your questions in a giant vat and pulled out a gem from "Samantha" who wrote me a bloody tome. So I'm paraphrasing, but you'll get the gist.

"My family and friends think my boyfriend is a loser and that I should dump him -- but I need a another opinion." 
How about this opinion: STOP BEING A DUMB-ASS

Really? You needed to ask for advice? Let's re-cap for those who didn't have the privilege of reading your novel:

  • He's unemployed with no job on the horizon
  • He doesn't drive and hasn't paid for one of your dates
  • His criminal record is the length of your forearm
  • He has three kids from three different women - and hasn't paid a cent in child support
Need I go on? Run, don't walk, away from this relationship. 

I know, love bites.

- Jagger