Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Don't mess with the Bromance

I don't have many friends. Shocking, I know.

I'm okay with that...but maybe I'm not the best person to answer this question from "Beth" -- oh hell, of course I am. It just might not be the answer she's looking for.
"My boyfriend and I have been together one year and things are wonderful. But his childhood best friend is always around. How can I get him to bug off?" 
Keep dreaming.

I may not be an authority on friendships, but I've been around the block enough times to recognize the true bonds that tie, and unless you're a freaking magician in bed, you're no match for a real-life bromance.

Why bother competing?

Grit your teeth and buckle down for a threesome - without the fringe benefits, of course. Because until the BFF figures you're no threat to a time-tested routine of beer-swilling, football-watching Sundays, you're always in danger of being kicked to the curb. Think I'm exaggerating? Try coming between your man and the NHL playoff games this week.

I know, love bites.

- Jagger

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