Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Cure for the wandering eye


Can you believe I've been doing this blogging crap for 17 weeks?  I can't remember the last time I did anything for 17 weeks without bitching. Oh hell, who am I kidding, I'm always bitching.

Kind of like "Rose" who asks,
"My boyfriend of 5 years has wandering eyes. How do I get him to stop?" 
Aside from knocking him out? You can't.

Look, there's nothing wrong with your boyfriend checking out the menu, as long as he isn't ordering on the side. Everybody looks, that's normal. And if you don't, you'd better check for a pulse.

However, it's once thing to glance and another to ogle. If his obvious ogling is making you uncomfortable, then try talking about it first. Figure out why he's being so obvious - is he just looking for attention? Why? What's missing in your relationship? 

Or, maybe he's just a pig.

If communication doesn't work, my advice is to send him packing. 

I know, love bites.


- Jagger

1 comment:

  1. Reminds me of a little tale. A hotshot young attorney approached the elderly Judge Oliver Wendell Holmes and asked, "Judge Holmes, how old do you have to be to stop noticing beautiful women?" Holmes responded, "I don't know, son, you'll have to ask some one older than I am." :-) Perfect advise, as always, Jagger!

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