Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Back in the saddle again

Turns out my Straight Jacket suggestion of last week wasn't overly popular. You can stop spamming my e-mail lady - I warned you.

Just like I'm warning this week's love fool, "Pete" who comes at me with this question:

After 26 years of divorce, and a few dates inbetween, can you give me a good reason to jump into the fire, or a good reason to stay out of it?

"Pete" goes on to say, "Thanks, Jagger. I'm asking you because I know you'll pull no punches."

Yeah, well, maybe save the thanks until you've read my response.

26 years? Bloody hell. Why would you even WANT to get back in the saddle again?

Look, the whole "dating" thing gives me the heebie jeebies. I can't even imagine doing it after 26 years, so I'm hard pressed to give you ONE good reason to jump back into the fire. Sex maybe...but it would be cheaper to buy a blow-up doll.

* deep breath *

I get that some people need companionship, romance, blah blah blah. And if you're one of those people, then I guess you've got your reasons for hopping on the dating merry-go-round. All the power to ya.

Personally, you wouldn't catch me on that ride for all the Jack Daniels in the world.

Yeah, I know, love bites.

- Jagger

1 comment:

  1. Ah, Jagger...

    Good to make your acquaintance again. How I missed your unrepentant bite. Here's to the sexiest, baddest cupid ever. Cheers!